Last updated 2026-09-06
By placing an order on tooiicy.com you agree to the following terms.
We currently sell one product, the I Hope The Worst Tee, in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, at $35.00 USD per item. Prices are set and verified on our server at the time of checkout — nothing you see or edit in your browser can change what you're charged.
Payment is processed by PayPal. We do not accept any other payment method, and we never see or store your full payment details.
The first 200 orders of the I Hope The Worst Tee are issued a numbered First Edition certificate as a collectible bonus. It has no cash value, is not an investment, and we make no promise about resale value, if any. It's a bonus, not a term of the sale itself.
Orders ship from Dallas, Texas. We aim to get orders out promptly but don't guarantee a specific delivery date.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us at Contact@tooiicy.com within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right. Outside of that, sales are final — we don't currently offer returns for size or preference, so check the fit notes on the product page before ordering.
Tooiicy is provided as-is. To the extent permitted by law, we aren't liable for indirect or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or purchase of our products.
We may update these terms as the store changes. The date at the top of this page reflects the last update.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas.
Questions: Contact@tooiicy.com